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Let's start with our school band playing "The Stars and Stripes."
Then we cover sparingly with French dressing...
I'm gonna turn around.
POOL CLOSED
The firework ban won't be putting a damper on one town's festivities.
- Shut up! - Copy.
- Later's fine. - Just do your sidestroke.
Oh, yeah. It's summer. We gotta buy fireworks.
So we remove the bacon like so.
What am I supposed to do about our Fourth of July show?
Looks like we missed Fourth of July again.
Hey, let's give some to Macon.
The show's back on. We've only got one day to prepare.
- What does he mean, "in denial"? - He's being a dumb-ass, like always.
- I only know how to do it doggy style. - That's doggy paddle. Come here.
- What kind of lame excuse is that?! - You gotta be kidding me!
I like snakes. You light them, and they grow and grow.
Summer Sucks
This is it. And a one, and a two, and a:
Get me the mayor!
Looks like winter's right around the corner.
- What can I do for you? - We want M-80s.
- Are fireworks legal in Mexico? - Everything's legal in Mexico.
Right.
You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!
What's going on?
Wat da-?
- Where the hell is our firework? - It'll be here any second.
- What? - It was in the paper.
We always just played with fireworks.
Buenos Gracias, boys!