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But I remembered Mr. Hat and I had a fight.
At the Dyno Might firework company, we have a commitment to excellence.
Children, I want Mr. Hat back right now! The prank is over.
- That's it! You can do it! - It is?
- What the f**k is that? - "The Stars and Stripes."
- It's huge! - They need to shut it off.
Hey, children, everybody! I'm back! I'm back from Aruba!
...and blow your balls all over your pants.
- Well, better luck next year. - You're right. Okay, let's try again.
I got it wrong again! What's the answer?
Hey, you squished Buster! You Baxterds!
- I know. let's go sledding. - Yeah.
We have an official statement for all the concerned cities...
We'll need an orchestra to play "The Stars and Stripes."
No, I don't want snakes! This is an outrage.
Sorry. I couldn't find the little man in the boat.
Those kids must have been disappointed to have nothing but snakes to light.
...put on the other slice of bread and garnish.
It's our job to get these to children all over America for the Fourth of July.
Time to watch our favorite episode of South Park: "Summer Sucks."
Screw you guys I’m going home
Macon likes his with extra bacon. Here you go, buddy. Yeah!
- How many summer days left? - A lot.
- Hooray! - Hooray!
- Yeah, your fat ass isn't on the sled. - Whatever.