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If I play my cards right,
Kidding!
Woof. This is bleak.
[vomiting]
We keep famous DNA on file for history-related conspiracies.
I would like to give you a token of my appreciation.
…hiding a… uh, a…
She's drunk on power
♪ Mr. President ♪
now that I can remember stuff.
Yeah, you on the endangered species list now, fishman.
[Myc] Reagan took us to the basement where she was secretly hiding a…
and no one would ever know. Oh, kidding! Kidding!
Oh-oh, there she is!
Well, looks like we have your DNA now too.
[high-pitched babbling]
Oh, you can't do that. We had a deal.
…that is growing out of control,
-[rumbling] -[both gasp]
But new Myc says, "O Captain! My Captain!"
-[all gasp] -[Reagan sighs]
Oh, come on, just let me enjoy this.
We're gonna kiss ass like we've never kissed ass before!
Huh. I'll tell you what. Why don't we meet at that diner
Welcome to Media Manipulation and Subliminal Messages,
[robot] Man the fuck up and finish that shit.
sdfgfdsdfghj
We need to get back to the main level without getting crushed by that monster.
[JFK clones groaning and screaming]
You haven't had an assignment in a while. Is that correct?
…if you keep my department, I can kick some memory erasers your way.
[electronic music playing]
Of course I've seen Akira! Anime is very mainstream right now!
[Myc] How are we gonna do that?
Where the hell am I?
-I can be your Denzel from Training Day. -[sniffs] Okay.
Look, if you wanna tell J.R. and get me fired,
Okay, let's go in there and change the world.
It's almost a shame we have to tell them. [chuckles] Guys, we have decided to fire--
You just fired the most beloved guy in the whole company.
Happy Death Day, Mr. President!
-[dramatic music playing] -[clones growling] Er, uh… Er, uh…