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Can you grab one from the organ lab? It's urgent.
Yes!
and we're he hottest two people here, so…
[air hisses]
There's a horrible mutant…
Love the high jinks.
What the hell? This place is a mess!
[yells] Noel!
Not to mention, you still have all your limbs.
You son of a-- I'm at least a seven with filters.
and we need to go stop it before it destroys this whole building.
[J.R. splutters]
And he was there too!
They come pre-drunk. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I never listen to her. Now it's biting me in the ass.
[laughing madly] Or am I?
Oh God, it… it's… it's in my blowhole! Dolphinman down! [trilling]
He talked me off the ledge after my divorce.
Seems like you're the one who should get canned.
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, listen. Listen up. Listen.
Hey, who is this handsome man-about-town?
Maybe you'll find this news to your liking.
Because he tore one in a sex-swing accident
-What the hell? -Not cool, man!
that can dissolve a giant flesh monster thing?
Andre, can you synthesize a chemical compound
[Reagan] What the shit?
[clones muttering] Hey, mama. Whoa, now.
man the fuck up & finish dat ish
Sorry, Dad, but J.R. just cut the organ-farming program.
-Isn't the rain forest burning? Yeah. -Yeah.
You mean like when you tried to end humanity?
[typing]
Whoop! I got a meeting. But you have fun down here.
Ooh.
I'm the most advanced being ever created!
I know a good place to hide,
I'm just gonna let one little JFK clone loose
[PA] Alert. Alert.