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and it does not hold up.

So happy for you. I'd clap, but, well…

I know one person has my back. That's enough.

You wanna come out to karaoke with us tonight at McUltra's?

I've never had to fire someone before.

But it's still not enough. Someone in this office is getting fired.

[Rand] You know what? Maybe it'd be faster to list

I'll do anything. Even give you some of my stake in the company!

[coworkers chanting] Reagan! Reagan! Reagan!

which erectile dysfunction pills he's not taking.

I know you like to get wet, dog.

I'm not retiring without a fight!

Reagan, help! Tell this thing I never saw Training Day!

-I think we've heard enough. -What a nice guy.

at the Illuminati's annual booze cruise.

Honey, can you get me a water and water?

[drunkenly] Brett, sweet Brett. Oh my God, look at that sweet face.

[Reagan] Grassy Noel Atkinson.

Fair and balanced.

I'm Rand Ridley, and this is Rand's Rants.

Like a horny baby!

[Myc milker] This creature excretes pure biocerebrae,

Talk to your own hand, Reagan.

you're basically the world's most expensive goldfish.

Netflix paid a hundred million for it.

Just do the thing.