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Dolphins only live 60 years in captivity, and I'm 51.
Have you ever seen Akira?
Just something to make the new liver feel at home.
[alarm buzzing]
Oh yeah, he does a Korean liquor store owner,
-Grassy Noel! -Noel, you did it!
Oof, you look beat. Class war?
[bartender] Oh!
And so I say to my dad,
Oh, that was just a joke between friends, which we totally are.
a good strategy,
[coworkers] Boo! You suck! Boo!
[awkward laugh] What are you doing?
that I found on DVD at the gas station.
Who do you think invented the Minions?
And if you cross me, I'll tell Noel where you sleep.
I don't hate this.
[tense music playing]
-[Brett gasps] -Er, uh… Er, uh…
Got a question, just shoot.
-Really? -Yeah. Wow.
-It's working. Keep going. Sexier! Sexier! -[Myc] ♪ Happy birthday ♪
No one ever believes Rand's drunken conspiracy theories.
-[Myc] Oh God! -[growling]
[rumbling]
-[coworkers chanting] Noel! Noel! Noel! -[laughing] Oh! Oh my, yes!
I'm not like you, Reagan. I physically need people to like me.
-[coworkers] Noel! Noel! Noel! -Eh, popularity's overrated.
-They look all right. -They're frowning under those robes.
What do you wanna blow up? Pick a country, any country.
No one was happy about that.