Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Clap, or you're a traitor!

What are we gonna do?

Yeah, I just asked my GPS to take me to the world's biggest asshole.

-Can you keep a secret? -We both know I can't.

[Myc] Guys, I know how we're gonna keep our jobs.

Wait, what? What'd she say?

Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask--

"Hey. Hey, Pops, why don't you get your own damn livers?" [laughs]

But he will not mock my comedy!

Exposure to heat makes these things unstable.

Because we're firing Grassy Noel!

I'll be honest, I have no idea what you're supposed to be.

[both] Hey, partner!

[Myc] Relax, we have more money than God. [chuckles]

JFK had sex with the alien from Roswell and got pregnant.

But who's gonna pay for all this damage?

D-D-D-D-DJ Lockbox.

It wouldn't by any chance happen to be a 50-foot-tall robot body

Up next, we have Glenn singing "Proud to Be an American."

[video game fail melody plays]

[discreetly] Hey, we both have weird dicks.

we have to prove that he's still worth his salary.

[Myc] Well, I'm in it to win it, bitches.

Wait a second. Are… are you sober?

And his head isn't covered by any car roof or anything.

Why don't you connect me to the Internet

[upbeat ambient music playing]

[both] But the sound is warmer!

Sorry. These things are so literal sometimes.