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- What's on your mind? - The same thing that's on yours.
I'm preparing for a war, and you want revenge on a man that no longer exists.
Ow!
We'll be together... forever.
Been weighing on me for quite some time.
By the way...
Don't waste your time.
- What are you doing? - I'm going to unchain him.
I am calm.
You're stalling me. You're keeping me away...
It didn't have a catchy hook, like "I'm coming up, so you better get this party started."
Nothin'.
I've been watching you when we're out patrolling, and you're...
..dashed your brains out when I first saw you.
You live in a garage?
In case you haven't noticed, our plates are kinda full right now.
What happened?
See, you strike me as the kinda guy who just careens through life.
To save the world. Yes.
Sorry? You think sorry's gonna make everything right?
The guy sounds kind of effeminate.
- Don't kill him yet. - What? Why not?
And I ain't your love.
- Actually, I was raised by a watcher. - You what?
Got the moves, don't you? I wanna ride you hard before I put you away, love.
Perhaps you'd like a chance to finish what you started?
How do you know about slayers?
I see everything.
A hard day's principalling got you down, you need a place to cut loose, let your hair down.
Ever since you killed my mother.
Just... stay away from the walls, you'll be all right.
Won't be here for long, love.
# Early one morning just as the sun was rising
She knows my mother was a slayer.
The abridged version.
Mother?
Are you drunk?
(roars)