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♪ I can't be held responsible for my actions ♪
Yeah, I know.
Uh, I don't know. Maybe we should ask him,
Yeah. Whew. Wow.
(elevator bell dings, indistinct chatter)
How do I hold the paddle?
Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold up.
If I did anything to contribute to this in any way...
We are wearing matching outfits...
but that's no excuse for me to be sleeping
Here's the thing. I'm...
You know?
No, no. I didn't. I wanted to.
Josh, you're right.
Greg is supposed to be here. He's late.
but this is an emergency.
♪ Like I deserve ♪
Are you sure?
Wow, dude, this is... heavy.
I'm right about this?
I had a conversation with someone recently...
My sponsor, Guardrail...
You should be happy together.
♪ Maybe this dream won't be like Ebola ♪
♪ She's playing Ping-Pong on her own terms ♪
for the Eastern Northern Seaboard County District.
♪ Maybe this dream won't be like my vibrator ♪
That makes sense.
Paula, she owes you.
Okay. Yeah. We should definitely find him right now.
I don't even know where the ball is any...
Great. Because I really
Oh. Oh!
♪ I'm just a girl in love ♪
- Thanks? - Yeah, I had an ex-boyfriend
♪ Our penises ♪
that maybe you don't... want to write the letter.
but I will take your French fry apology
- (gasps) You're not! - I am.
Wow.
it was at a duck pond...
What do you think Serrano wants?
♪ Dream. ♪
And instead, I hit a wall.
♪ I could tell she's the most perfect girl ♪
I mean, you should come by and give us a few pointers, then.
Oh, hey.
♪ You know, us dudes, we love to talk about our penises ♪
But, Josh, that's the thing... I love guy stuff.
♪ While some can enjoy ♪
another polish, as they say.
How did he take it?
I don't know, but I'll find out.
Thank you. I... I think it's kind of nice.
I am just crashing at her apartment.
♪ Girl, girl ♪
♪ Gather ye 'round and I'll tell you a tale ♪
But I had to turn in Darryl's letter
How do I not know that already?
It was Greg, it was last night,
♪ We emergency landed, the TSA came ♪
2016 San Gabriel Valley Junior Table Tennis Champion.
Lanes, exactly! Exactly.
Hello, men!
Oh, thanks, Guardrail.
♪ And his cat and Southwest and Jim's truck ♪