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Don't do it, Forbes!
Thank you, sir.
General Clegg. I'm the Commander-in-Chief.
Look what I found.
Goddamn it! Where's that response team?
Olympus has fallen.
All right. Let's secure all nuclear sites.
You know, this, uh, paperwork's piling up.
Sparkplug received.
Well, Jesus Christ, nobody ever thought to look for him
It misses you too, old man.
our government remains 100% functional.
Ma. am?
But don't worry.
Fucking shitting me.
Get in! Get inside! Get inside!
Get me our expert on North Korea.
but the one thing I do not want on my tombstone...
Only the ones in the common areas.
Hostile moving toward the ledge. Hustle up.
Now, let's talk about that shaved head idea.
You okay, Mr. President?
You must divert immediately to vector 0-2-0.
Once those blast doors close, you don't. It's nuclear hardened.
Sparkplug is on his way up.
Yeah. I guess I'm a little rusty.
Mr. President?
They'd be on the bunker computer for days to break three codes.
So, what have you got? Talk to me.
Enough! Stop!
Does anyone else in this room
I think we should take that holiday that we've been talking about.
- I suggest you get your facts straight. -In the White House right now?
Targets unclear.
Which is located in the president's bunker.
His name is Yeonsak Kang.
in response to rumors of an impending American
What the fuck are you gonna do with my son?
Give me four minutes, Mr. President.
We're also hearing reports that the U.S.'s Seventh Fleet
- Heroes, every one of them. -Dad!
Good job, Banning.
I could still kick your ass.
Coming out.
I guess you don't know who you can trust, huh?
have been given the order to withdraw from Korea
Okay.
He's just opened the gates of hell.
What's the going rate for souls these days?
Yeah, well...
Well, right now I think I have the proverbial need-to-fucking-know.
I'm gonna stick my knife through your brain.
Mike, take Maggie!
you won't be alive to see it.
Give me some time. Let me flush him out.
an immediate and full-scale conflict and that any conventional war
You've heard of Mike Banning, haven't you?
Good evening, Mr. President. Five minutes, sir.
This place is getting me rattled, man. I can't think straight.
Roger that.
Then I want to speak with the Premiere of North Korea on a secure line.
You go first.
Provided that the North Koreans are rational...
Head northwest and flank from there!
Activate Compound One.
I've got the toughest fuckin' guys in the world.
What's it cost to buy a presidency nowadays anyway?
and cleared a 10-block radius.
It looks like Secretary McMillan. Yeah, yes, it is.
I'm scared.
All remaining Blackhawks, provide air cover.
Mr. Speaker, I just have to say, this is Mike Banning.
Give it to him, Ruth.
Okay, stay close.
Then we have no choice.
Yes, sir.
Here come the hostages.
Unidentified flight,
I have no interest in your nuclear launch codes.