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Well, who says we'd be bluffing?
No, it's funny. I know. I get it.
Fuck.
- The kids are good. Thank you. -Yeah.
I'm sorry.
It was actually kind of fun. You might have enjoyed it.
out of you unless I ask you a question!
Who knows what other tricks they have up their sleeves?
- Mike! Mike, Mike, it's me. -Dave?
Wolfhound 6, fire at will. Repeat, fire at will.
Then I will execute your officials one by one...
Command, Tiger Flight's three minutes out.
Negative, negative. That wasn't us.
I want back in.
- Hang on. -Deactivation code!
When intransigent wailing two year old reissues demand for ice cream at 7:45am
It's parceled out to the president, Secretary of Defense...
Send the helicopter.
I'm here. Use me.
Fuck.
Mr. Speaker.
All of 'em.
- Wait, wait. Yep. -5-Oscar-hotel.
Bringing out the full package.
I've got Sparkphlg-
Welcome to my house.
Thank you, Jones.
You suck worse. Come on.
Oh, fuck.
-if you deviate from my instructions... - Wait a minute.
Yeah.
Tiger Two, Tiger Three, you're cleared hot.
You sure as hell are not from the South.
Let's move!
Bring Mr. Asher here.
Too bad she will not save yours.
Go.
Sir, they've also assassinated the South Korean Prime Minister.
Do we really have to go? Can't we go somewhere else?
Sir, there's movement in front of the White House.
Good.
A chance at our rebirth.
Let's go get our goddamn house back, Captain.
Sir, you cannot do that. You cannot give this guy what he wants.
It's a fucking shit show, huh?
you must divert immediately to vector 0-2-0. Acknowledge.
Yeah.Busy.
Olympus has fallen. Olympus has fallen.
- Mike? -Yeah.
I pledge allegiance to the flag...
Thank you.
You have until dawn.
Air support on the way.
- Mr. President. -Yes?
Hey, Connor. Come on. Scoot back. Put your belt on.
I'll see you on the other side.
Jesus.
Believe it or not, I came in through the front door.
And certainly, today's events will be recorded in history
Good.
You really think you're gonna get out of here alive?
I gotta go get your dad.
We've secured the perimeter of the White House...
And all the other hostages.
Not a strand out of place.
for a united, prosperous Korea.
and giving them the helicopter.
Yes, sir. What's the plan?
Now the real bloodbath starts when your mom catches you playing this.
Officer on deck!
Paula's got this new boyfriend who's very sweet...
We're not waiting.
North and South Korean military forces are onhigh alert
All good people.
This is our time...
Yes, sir. Copy.
Sir, can you hear m...?
Your code
He got away. He's back in the bunker.
Tiger Five's gone down.
Seven o'clock.
Okay, Pam, we still need to take the vitals.
Merry Christmas, Mr. President.
Get that over to Langley.
Have the green party waiting.