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Please don't. What do you want me to--?
I don't know what to do.
Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie
He's telling me how to make, like, a 35-year-old woman come...
I mean, I'm completely surprised by my own feelings about it.
...and I don't know, I think you'd like it.
You?
That's seriously a real bummer.
Who the hell are you?
He's 18 now, you know.
Well, he said that if I didn't ask him not to...
And, you know, being violent is just the dumbest thing ever.
- Good luck, Louie. - Take care, tough guy.
Don't kick my ass, okay?
...just this huge penis and it's cut in half lengthwise.
No, no. Who's this?
Jesus Christ. I know. I'm sorry, I can't help it.
Twenty, that's crazy. Yeah.
And you can only do it twice and then you're out of balls. That's what I thought.