Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, I'm not scared of you. Why?

I knew sex existed, I didn't know what it was.

Turn it down, goddamn it!

I wanted to know what sex was because I just had boners all the time.

Her boobs were so hot, did you see that?

I don't know how I'll feel because maybe you'll ask me nicely...

My dad hit me, and his dad him.

He probably could have been a good kid. He's obviously smart.

Heh. Okay. It'll be fun.

Wow. ...but I have no defense.

...first of all, you said that you don't call it sex, it's making love.

Well, that's what I know.

But my chemistry is telling me that you're a loser.

That's what I thought, you just, "Blah!" And you push a ball out...

Well, I've been alive for a while and I like to eat, so....

Now, that, my son, is the art of making love.

That's why I asked you to be quiet...

Then what do I call it?

Do you want that?

Louie, come up here and show me.

I'm sorry. Okay. Okay?

...you're looking down at me for what happened.

I would go with maybe not hitting them.

I'm feeling like doing that to you now. I'm gonna be honest.

Hey, look, if you need to be with some guy that gets into fights with young jocks....

No, it's Louie.

This sucks. Mm-hm.

Oh, okay, Louie.