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When was the last time you got your ass kicked? Just curious.
Because they show you these diagrams of, like, a penis...
Must have hit him like 40 times. Teeth were all over the place.
So I asked my dad and he told me. Here's what my dad said.
Ask again. Now.
How old were you when you had kids?
What are you talking about? He's no good!
Well, Sean came in with all these friends of his and they were making a racket...
I mean, I was a piece of shit when I was a kid.
Sean! Get down here! - What? Oh, man.
But, look, he threatened me and that's illegal.
I mean, if I'm being totally honest, that was a turnoff, seeing that.
I found out you could do open-mike nights in Boston...
Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie
Who needs you?
I thought for, like, five years that when-- From watching this whole thing.
You liked that? Yeah.
You know, I mean, I got two kids but they're girls and the oldest is 8...
That's good. It worked. Yeah, I hope so.
Thank you.
...out of that little hole at the tip of your dick. I was terrified.
It's a turnoff.
You're a loser. Loser.
Grace had a great ass then.
And wait until she is mad with desire, begging you to penetrate.
Because I'm a grown man.
That's-- Of course, it's so stupid. I'd be pissed if you did.
Fine.
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