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- I have a... - Thanks!
I get it. I'm sorry.
Good for you. Just don't be disappointed
What's the problem? Aidan's better in a crisis than I am.
Take that back!
"Wife, mother and part-time bowl glazer."
She was determined to find the perfect replacement.
You love Pete, I love Pete. That's just the kind of girlfriend I am.
- So you don't want one? - If you fell,
If you were in Aruba, the natives could bead your back.
No, that's not it.
Shayna's teaching me to play jacks with peanuts. I'm at threesies.
Your bullshit cheer-me-up bagels are a decoy
Never.
A little machine with a big message.
And I can't keep punishing me.
- What are you doing? - Toxic chemicals?
- Do you want to come in? - I'm too pissed to come in.
Speaking of not forgetting...
- Can I get you a drink? - No, thanks. I'm not staying.
I can't even remember cream cheese.
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