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Why?
Well, why don't you look at it as your first lovers' tiff?
[seagulls squawking]
[exhales]
Doesn't matter.
Right. So he's allowed to joke about suicide, but I'm not allowed to--
No. What?
[Tony] Well--
Yeah.
Choked on a tampon. [laughs]
♪ Leave you as you are ♪
-Bought some drugs. -Bought some drugs. They're my drugs.
Here you go.
-Yeah. -[camera clicks]
Breast cancer.
"Hands up, anyone whose wife has died and is thinking about killing themselves,"
-Got hit in the head with a hammer. -She got hit in the head with a hammer?
-Ahh. -I haven't got it on me, have I?
He's got no distinguishing features.
Yeah.
Huh? Why don't you stick a knob down your throat, blabbermouth.
-What, 'cause you're not nice? -I dunno.
[Tony] I couldn't believe it.
'Cause every time you ask me about it, it really fucking hurts, okay?
Thank you. You're a wonderful crowd, you really are.
♪ Gitchie, gitchie, ya-ya, here ♪
[Lenny] Talking of fun,
It's amazing, innit? Makes you think.
-No, I get that. -I mean, he doesn't know your situation.
Maybe the easy way out for you is to think there isn't an answer.
We could share them.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's just a lot of opinions for something that isn't your business.
I don't think anyone knows what's good for me.
It wasn't about you, though, Tony. The joke wasn't about you.
You're like a troll on Twitter.
What's the worst that can happen?