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You've done it now anyway. Just in time.
I know about your wife.
[birds twittering]
Okay, good. Well done.
[Lisa] You always found so much joy in everything, all the little things.
Well I think it's in there somewhere.
[birds twittering]
No, she's a friend of mine.
and trying to come up with reasons you shouldn't kill yourself,
-Oh, you're such a twat. -[Tony laughing]
dealing with my own problems.
Okay? Midweek, as well, when I should be home with my wife and son,
Choked on a tampon.
At first I thought, "I'll give him the benefit of the doubt,"
and then she's giving me grief for getting upset about stuff.
You're bitter, and angry,
-What's that? -Tiny little hands.
-ten minutes. -[Tony] Brilliant.
Right?
What's your name?
[Lisa] Happy with that.
Cunt. [chuckles]
All right, it's...
He was trying to make people laugh.
[Lisa] It was her idea.
-Who's that? -Local nutter.
♪ Oh, Lord ♪
[chuckles]
-You don't believe in anything. -Yes, I do.
I was gonna put it in for a wash. I wonder what I've done with it.
-How can you not believe in God? -[Tony] Which one?
What'd you do with the money? As if I didn't know.
Why do you believe that someone created it all?
go sister! make magic happen & change the world!
-I wouldn't worry about it. -No, I know.
-[Tony] Where's my money? -Okay, calm down.
How's Lisa?
What's your name then, man?