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Everything came from nothing? That's impossible.
and depressed,
what diseases I've had.
[Roxy] See ya later.
-But you do. -Yeah.
-[crowd] Ah. -Come on, sadder than that.
What do you mean?
Money.
No, course not.
♪ You wanna give it a go?" ♪
-Gimme my money! -Be careful with him.
♪ If he felt he had to direct you Then direct you into my arms ♪
[laughs] They're bullshit.
Doesn't mean I don't believe in anything. It means I don't believe in any god.
you go, "Yeah, over here." He's like, "Okay, mate, here's a joke for you."
because I just assumed you were always having a bad day,
Brian, not everyone can get in the paper.
[barks]
[Braden] Yeah.
A friend of mine actually committed suicide last week.
Well... Zeus?
[sighs]
Hey, those guys are some of my best clients.
Argh. What is?
Yeah, of course he can.
Like what?
Both lost our partners,
I'm a little princess 'cause I don't live in a hole in the wall.
I mean, I know you're not normal.
Sitting here, front row. What's your story?
-Who? -Greek god.
[snorts]
I've had some bad news this week, I have to say.
hit in the head with a hammer,