Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Have you got a jokes page?

-No one's interested in your diseases. -Oh, aren't they?

No, I do accept my unhappiness. I know exactly why I'm unhappy,

When did you... first notice it?

♪ But if I did I would kneel down and ask him ♪

[Tony] He asked.

So, where did God come from?

Tony, we're here to ask and answer difficult questions about yourself.

Course you would. 'Cause you look like fuckin' Shrek.

He's an old actor, director.

it was a stain on a wall.

It's good. All proper comedians.

Okay, I'm tired of spending my working day worrying about you

I think I'm gonna puke.

-So I could have got five hours for that? -Yeah.

I absolutely love your dog.

Oh... a food addiction.

What are you, the Inland Revenue?

♪ But if I did I would summon them together... ♪

Ahh, I might as well go in the sea now.

-Brandy, you look so glamorous! -[Tony] Oh...

D'you think the women are ganging up on me?

D'you need anything while you're 'ere?

There's a new comedy club in town, just opened. They're advertising with us,

I don't mean why do you live in this particular garage.

[children playing and shouting]

the amount of people that still expect all sex workers to look like Julia Roberts

What did you buy?

Everything's an addiction these days.