Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Are you kidding? I'm going to tell you everything.

Wait, so you're not okay with it?

That's what regular bars are for.

Does a perfect day involve going to candle-making class in our Subaru

No! She always thought they were disgusting.

And I am not totally okay with it.

Can I admit something dark to you?

I want her to have the most perfect coming-out story.

Ooh, I gotta run.

Dish. Tell me everything!

You know, you can still get Sushi without peeing on something.

But if my son comes back with even a little scratch on his head...

But it's good to get an outsider's perspective.

the lesbian lifestyle and pop-culture website?

I've ever been asked out in a gay bar.

- It sounds like Texas isn't that bad. - I love it.

Yeah, I do all right.

If this is your way of telling me

So, Alex is cool, Elena is cool. Great. Great, great, great.

You just found out.

This is a complete readjustment of how you see your daughter.

You know what might help you?

- Blood type? - O positive.

And that is the last time I listen to a bunch of gringo parents.

I just came out to abuelita.

I was in the army.

I know a guy at the pet store, we could chip him.