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( coughs )
Yeah, it's too bad he's resigning.
What does it look like I'm doing?
but I can't take this anymore.
Oh, yes, Gwen's marvelous.
Oh, you're having your breakfast.
Go on, Murray.
Take me up on it.
And in a few hours, they'll insist you go.
Why? He was always in the way,
Well, maybe now,
( shoe squeaks on slippery floor )
No, that's three "shut up, Felixes"... you miscounted.
Oh, I hate confetti.
I was gonna have it for lunch, on Tuesday, but I lost it.
Our police commissioner's a real crackerjack.
Yeah, well, don't come begging for a second chance.
Nothing's wrong with your bathroom, per se.
I wouldn't wish my mother off on anybody.
I tried Neverdust and it had a funny smell.
Board of Health force you to?
Oscar, what's that?
You're really sure I won't be in the way, aren't you?
Do you know, about a month after that,
He pulls out a chair for a lady,
Oh, if that Sidney wasn't stout.
I'm frappéing one for myself.
This is ridiculous, Oscar.
It's on your head, Oscar.
Yeah, well, just watch it, Felix.
( blender whirring )
I'd have to do it with my eyes,
( laughing )