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How did you get the Pigeon sisters mad at you?
This is what they call the casual look.
I mean, after eating from those cartons,
Well, I've checked your books,
MURRAY: Ah, that's nice of you Felix.
It's in the refrigerator.
Yeah, he's getting his own talk show next year.
Oh, stop it...
You mean you want me to leave.
Mister, you need the sprucing up.
I know you have a hangover this morning.
( both giggling )
Well, what'll you do now, take an ad in the paper: "Help offered"?
"Cry when you're here, laugh when you're out."
I don't see it because it's not there.
Oh, Murray, he got your number painting.
Where'd you put the lettuce, in the laundry hamper?
All the place needs is a little sprucing up.
That's the way you keep shirts damp before you iron them.
No, you don't. No, you really don't.
What's to miss?
Please remember to water my fern.
he got discharged from the Queen's guards
Murray's mother-in-law is coming to visit.
Why? Because we were driving each other crazy, that's why.
No, I'm going to a hotel.
He wasn't stout.
What were you doing till 4:00 a.m.?
Murray?
I just frappéed it.
( over phone ): It's wrapped in a towel
about what you said about my Sidney, so there.
I really will, I'll drink it.
Do you know, I... I remember my first fiancée.
I thought I'd return your key to you.
before I do something I may regret.
Great, we'll have a feast.
How about a little shutter-upper?
Aren't you forgetting our little pact?
Look, the pact was your idea.
I thought maybe we better do something about the bathroom.
Is it, Murray?
to be together for some time,
I'm more than willing to sign it.