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Trade deals are supposed to take ten years We negotiated one in 11 months
- Goodbye, Jeremy. - Don't go.
The one you wiped your arse on?
Is it something to do with history?
'Maybe everything's gonna be OK! '
'That's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done.
'That's not going to look good on my quarterly review.
Hey you suck.,-‘ U (you).-‘ c Me : I.&I C IOU’s.-‘
That's why I've booked you and me in for a presentation to the board.
'This really should not be allowed.
'Oh, my God, this is horrible.
And you'd be the first to admit you're a bottom-feeder.
You can't treat me like this, Johnson. You owe me.
When you start ranting about faff during the board presentation
Right. Sorry, yes.
I sometimes wonder what I'm doing with Mark. Getting married.
and Soph, and everything.
Yes, but it's not like that, it's from a Hollywood film.
- What are you writing? - Just a proposal, so...
Testing Testing
I was telling them it doesn't matter what they say tonight,
Shall we go get some dinner?
My aims are not too fucking diffuse, OK?
'This isn't a misspelt e-mail, this is going feral.
This is it, it's just you and me from here on in.
'I feel so bad about betraying Mark.
I suppose I could... run away.
We chatted, and you said, "Relax and take your time", so we thought,
But won't Marketing kick up a shit-storm?
Go on. Before we get your booty locked up by Captain Corrigan.
They were going to a lap dancing place.
- OK. - Listen, I did have a little look,
'but no-one's going to give me a medal for saying no. I am broke.'
I'm planning to unleash Project Zeus.
Right, thanks, Jez.
'how about I hit her with some petrol station flowers? '
You know what, you should just go in there and tell the truth.
I was just passing through... Kettering and I thought,
Hey, Suze.
I'm very sorry