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Maybe we shouldn't be in the credit business at all.
'She's so cool and nice. How did Mark get anything going with her?
It should take 45 minutes, I'm done in ten.
Here it is.
Jeremy, you tried to sell my body to another man for private gain.
cos I'll be the guy pitching this stuff. OK?
Look, I know it's corny,
before we started, there are a few questions...
Hello, just need to grab some files, and some ProPlus and Nurofen.
'Or - don't want to be rude - smiling encouragement?
I suppose that's what I want to ask you today, if anything.
'I'm going to be Johnson's queen. If the public will accept me,
What? No!
It could have been. I was careful to be sure that it could have been.
If integrating two departments is a nightmare,
Maybe you could finger her for 300.
Jez...
Old friend.
'Relax, Mark, heads don't explode.
This piece of paper says that I am fucked.
I haven't got a penny in the world, Suze,
Watch a DVD, eat some pizza, fuck each other.
'That stupid bloody hippy sold me down the river.
- I just like him. - Come on, is it because he's black?
Let's have a look.
'Shit, I'm crashing and burning.
So now she's finished with you, you're in love with her again?
'Oh, great. Here we go.
playing the ukulele with the rabbits and the squirrels.
It's going really well, actually.
You don't want a fat lap dancer, do you?
So how's it going with Big Suze?
Jeff...