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Sounds like a nice man.
Relaxed.
'that isn't full of mobsters or sallow men getting wanked.'
'I think that was good advice.
'Maybe Iraq was a good idea.
He's a red-haired old gentleman
Hey, look, it'll be OK.
'Why couldn't we be Holmes and Watson, or Ben and Jerry?
< See you later, then.
I tried to rent out her sexual organs on a one-use basis.
'Maybe they've been having a chat about me
'Hot, cheesy pizza to max out your stomach acid.'
'Maybe I wouldn't have said it
So half an hour till the board roll in and I pitch this mother.
Yeah, apart from that.
how exactly is pulling a third in going to help? You dick pole!
'That is a brilliant jokette.'
Sounds like you want to pimp me out.
Milk them till they're dead.
... I'll go get the pizzas.
What the fuck? Why are you hiding behind a bush?
Yeah. That wasn't actually that funny, was it? Have you got a copy?
Maybe we should be in the uni business at all!
'Is this a terrible idea? It can't be, it's in a film.
- and pitch to the JLB board in ten minutes. - Shit.
Thousands of reasons, but also, kind of none.
I'm giving the presentation tomorrow. Johnson is here at three.
You're a bloody good guy. You're a great guy. Isn't he a good guy?
Cool. Well, I'll probably head off.