Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

this is what me want and i shouldn't be allowed to have it

'Still another snog for Jez's snog book.

l-I feel really very relaxed.

'that only becomes apparent after a while.'

I'm not judging. It's an ideas party,

Maybe we should look at human rights or global warming.

- You said it was voluntary. - It's not.

- Just bring your laptop along, dude. - But, Alan...

Well, you're making a mistake, Suze.

It doesn't work, Soph.

I want you to have fun with these. Don't sweat it, go mental.

I'll take this to the Citizens Advice Bureau.

who's gonna be dead within a month.

Yeah, I don't play by the rule book. What can I say?

'I'll have them eating out of my hand

OK, Mark is now going to take you through the detail of Project Zeus.

I want to sleep with your girlfriend, Jeremy,

and I can then wipe my fucking arse on it.

Right, this weekend, the JLB conference in Kettering.

No apology required.

Have they stopped history books?

OK, now is the time for you to know the meaning of Project Zeus.

Yes, sure. From one perspective.

on the biggest hairy motherfucking business shit-storm since Enron.

'Hopefully, it's a psychological defect, not a weird sexual thing.'

I hadn't even noticed.

I'm serious. Fuck a chicken, if that's what it takes.

'AII I'm doing is scrolling up and down this useless document,

An indecent proposal?

It’s just you and me from here Johan

Come on, Soph. You want us to enjoy the executive lifestyle together.