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I don't want to talk to you. Goodbye.
How do you like those guys on your ass? I don't give up, Alan!
I don't know, Alan.
There's nothing.
Unless you think it's nice to murmur at someone who's... dying.
'What's Jeremy stealing? Hotel napkins? '
Have I lived enough. I've only slept with four men. Is that enough?
Yep, just relax and take your time, OK?
Er, no, mate, no, no.
I've got nothing. I've got fucking nothing here.
Say, Suze, do you like the films of Robert Redford?
'Oh, sure. It's nice to be nice.'
This is a very complex business proposal,
Hi, and what's your name?
'That can't be hygienic.'
"Hey, I know someone who's gone to Kettering for the weekend."
'Maybe she's right. Maybe the truth does work.
'It's much more likely you'll just get a tumour.'
'Oh, shit.'
'This is almost definitely a terrible idea.
when, actually, I'll be keeping a rigorous note of every contribution.
Come on Mark. Let's get wankered.
even when you gave me shit about the earnings projections.
You're obviously very talented but I should just get on with this.
Oh, that's horrible. Who sent you that?
Yes, it's fine. Just monitoring stomach-acid levels.
'Even Bernie Winters and Schnorbitz would've been an improvement.'
Fine. Jesus!
Pimp me out, Pimp My Ride - there's a new climate.
Not every window.
but I don't like playing the game with women, talking to them,
was not just amalgamating Sales and Marketing,
Come in.
Not that. That sounded good at 3am when we were high on Diet Coke.
'Great. I'm going out with literally the worst men in the world! '
I've always wanted to come somewhere like this.
But then go sane again and check and recheck,
'and about the European constitution,
You did say, "Relax and take your time."