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'He didn't even pay for her.'
nice one Jez
'I've lost my elephant man. My beautiful elephant man.'
'This is what men want and we shouldn't be allowed to have it
I'm a better black man than he is.
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So, we've all been talking, me and Lisa and Katie and Jeff,
It's about vibe, about kicking back, smoking a number,
- Do you want me to stop? - No, no, no, you go ahead.
They just might be too diffuse, that was all I was saying.
Jeff... Listen, Jeff, your idea.
The truth?! Soph, this isn't an advert, this is real life
Hey-hey, it's me. Surprise visit.
So integrating Sales and Marketing - Project Zeus!
No, look, Suze. Sorry.
I love the funny women taking their clothes off, and you lot gawping.
So... that's a great piece of real estate you got there.
and ended up giving me a piece of her ass.
Watch a chicken fucking a horse.
Exactly. D'oh! That's how love works, Mark.
Oh, you're a great guy. You're a fucking great guy.
'I'm just another cock getting wired into the global economy.
'while I squeeze them by the balls.'
Cool. So let's roll out somewhere spicy and celebrate.
In business, Jeremy, every man has his price,
Hi there, can I come in?
'She must have some massive character defect
Exactly!
Sales,marketing,marketing,sales
Now will you go back out with me?