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I'm Leslie Knope.
I'd like to first start by saying thank you for coming.
with a little competition.
Would they deign to say such things
She broke up with Chris.
But that's what happened.
Nice.
If you do not vote for me,
You wanna bowl? You wanna bowl together?
But you should be warned.
Uh, just one second.
These beers are as cold as the Tuktoyaktuk Winter Road.
I am very angry right now.
Okay, I just wanted to remind you that
You watch Ice Road Truckers?
Good. I'd love to.
- He hurt his hand. - Last frame, go.
But some people have the impression
Not today. I don't deserve it.
Now if anyone has any questions
- I like her. - What do you like
Oh, my God, it's already swollen.
we refrain from using words like "jerk" or "awesome."
And if people won't vote for me because of that,
- No one's thinking that. - I kinda was.
Yeah, I'll just write in "bitch."
Whoa, "thar" she bowls.
- Thank you. - There you go.