Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

For the small-business owner

Well, as you may know, Millicent Gergich

And get this... he's not even that good of a bowler.

Okay, what are your overall impressions of this woman?

Son of a bitch.

I'll treat him just like everybody else.

But this is ridiculous.

This is unbelievable. I cannot be stopped.

I didn't realize we were sending out invitations.

I don't really know why you would need

I might be a wizard.

Okay, what are you doing?

You're an American hero.

It's a gesture.

Yeah, what's up now, huh?

I'm already working with a Real Estate agent

Uh, you know, we're really looking for donations

Yeah, I know, I bought another one

are your overall impressions of this candidate.

And you're still not gonna vote for me? Why?

that you're a little elitist or intellectual or something.

Oh, okay. You're kidding.

When I eat, it is the food that is scared.

I wanna say that I actually had fun.

my boyfriend might beat you up.

Just take the stupid tickets.

Let's get this phone party started.

I feel like you're being kind of a bitch right now.

They're movie tickets, Chris.

Ah, I probably shouldn't have said that.

as well as a 7% surcharge

Why are you sitting weird?

And by the end of the night, he will be mine.

Wait, wait. "Tommy Tsunami."

Put it up on a wall.

Let's knock these little pins down.

lose intentionally to make him feel good,

You know what? When you do it,

and I'd vote for her. There you go.

ended our relationship last night,

Hey, do you guys wanna live here with us and Ben

when they move in together.