Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Some things are very helpful. Other things are not so helpful.

You're jealous of my gift

Hello, I'm calling on behalf of Leslie Knope,

- Did you have fun? - Yeah.

Pretty decent turnout.

Tom, my God, do you have any pride at all?

- Oh, my God. - What the hell?

I'd like to introduce Derek's ass to my foot.

I'm not one to complain about free beer and free bowling.

What are you wearing?

Excuse me, people can see Your Daily Facebook meltdowns

That is so sexist. It's just because I'm a woman.

Man, that's what bowling is all about... hey.

Also I'm really good at bowling.

to find an octagonal house.

I don't work here.

Well, anyway, the fundraising challenge is over,

Well, I feel sorry for the man.

April Ludgate. How are you doing?

for the 12th Leslie Knope Fundraising Phone Bank.

I said she's a bitch.

Some people just aren't gonna like you.

- Oh, no, no, no. Y-you earned them.

I saw your ad from when you were a kid,

And the best part is, beautiful,

Sally Field movie about Unions. Doesn't matter.

but I have to be honest, it was awesome.

It's, like, whatever you want.

I... I don't work here.

I'd like to introduce you to my good friend, anyone else.

And my campaign manager and I made out a lot afterward.

You are so down with strikes, they should call you Norma Rae.

that you will be treated with respect, okay?

Nope, this won't take too long.

No, no, no. Um, "t-boz."

- Whoo! - Oh, come on.

not one specific person.

And they are really embarrassing to just see

Is everybody feeling good?

You're trying to knock down a lot of pins.

I've never been very good at letting things go.

I did some research too about the guy who said the thing

See, a lot of people don't vote with their brains.