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Pretty decent turnout.

You're trying to knock down a lot of pins.

Man, that's what bowling is all about... hey.

for the 12th Leslie Knope Fundraising Phone Bank.

Hello, I'm calling on behalf of Leslie Knope,

And my campaign manager and I made out a lot afterward.

What are you wearing?

I said she's a bitch.

Nope, this won't take too long.

Is everybody feeling good?

Excuse me, people can see Your Daily Facebook meltdowns

- Whoo! - Oh, come on.

Tom, my God, do you have any pride at all?

not one specific person.

It's, like, whatever you want.

Also I'm really good at bowling.

I saw your ad from when you were a kid,

I did some research too about the guy who said the thing

I'd like to introduce Derek's ass to my foot.

And they are really embarrassing to just see

And the best part is, beautiful,

- Oh, no, no, no. Y-you earned them.

- Did you have fun? - Yeah.

You are so down with strikes, they should call you Norma Rae.

I've never been very good at letting things go.

April Ludgate. How are you doing?

- Oh, my God. - What the hell?

See, a lot of people don't vote with their brains.

That is so sexist. It's just because I'm a woman.

Well, anyway, the fundraising challenge is over,

I... I don't work here.

I don't work here.

I'm not one to complain about free beer and free bowling.

that you will be treated with respect, okay?

Sally Field movie about Unions. Doesn't matter.

Well, I feel sorry for the man.

No, no, no. Um, "t-boz."

I'd like to introduce you to my good friend, anyone else.

to find an octagonal house.

Some things are very helpful. Other things are not so helpful.

but I have to be honest, it was awesome.

You're jealous of my gift

Some people just aren't gonna like you.