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You all ready for this, folks?
This is Sweet Willie Koontz.
Just be quiet, Florida. Now, Jackson, I...
I tried to explain it the other day,
and I came over here to warn him
before your suitcase stopped rocking.
I ain't got nobody.
James, I just want to say one thing.
You've got Mama to argue with.
clear the table for me.
How do you do. Hello. Hi.
And she yells back, "Never. Hold it in till you bust!"
Who you calling ugly, ugly?
It might help.
is going to be about the prodigal son.
I took a couple of my masterpieces downtown,
Now, look here, Jackson... No, you look.
sitting around eating
JJ, you need any money?
Now split, man!
When you got a name like "boutique,"
James, you're being foolish about this whole thing.
You couldn't paint a white line down the middle of a road.
without once hearing somebody say,
Here's a man, my blood buddy,
Yeah, I'm getting flaky having a bathroom all to myself.
Now, what in the world is that?
James!
picked him up in your arms,
How'd you get a sponsor?
I was just trying to recreate
Okay, but it's going to be weird
and you came over to ask him home.
before a live audience.
The Lord ain't got nothing against a good PS.
You know what I almost made for dinner