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Oh boy, this is embarassing.
Colfax Point...
I'm... not gonna perform in the talent show.
You see, Jimmy, when a man's penis becomes hard, the man puts it into a lady. Into her "vagiiina."
I'll tell you one thing: their food hasn't been getting along with my stomach for years.
Now, I understand you have some concerns about erections.
Really?
So apparently the Chinese and the Japanese aren't getting along lately.
Mr. Mackey, your counselor.
but I'm very upset!
"And so if you're gonna be that way, I don't need to be your friend."
...Colfax Point?
But I can't get any of the girls here to let me... do it to them.
Well why the hell not?!
Sure do.
Look, kid, what are you doin'?! You wanna get laid or not?
No room at the inn, Virgin Mary.
About, about serious issues! M'kay, let's let's stop the tomfoolery!
Jimmy, what are you doing here? The talent show is inside.
But Jimmy, you love talent shows. Everyone in town knows that.
Okay, first up we have Billy Turner, from the third grade,
Oh God, I feel so weird" huh?
and put them in this box anonymously so we could discuss in class, m'kay?
Yes, nice, Jimmy, very nice.
Come on, ho!
A lot of times parents call me in because I can relate to younger kids.
can i stick my penis in your vagina?