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We won't know until we're at Bennigan's.
What are you doing with your wiener out, there, Dad?
Well, I think that...
as last night, while Mrs. Stotch was driving with her son in the car,
72 hours? Oh, gee whiz!
Oh, I wonder what he's going to get me this year.
Our son is dead!
Well, then, it looks like I'm going to have to go out shopping again.
Well, then, looks like you're walking.
No, Butters, you're the best son in the whole world.
I don't have a life now.
is why Dad told you he was going shopping for your present
Butters, you need to leave here right now.
Wow, honey, you've painted the entire house.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure the car is moving. Looks like I'm heading for the water.
You see, I've been deceiving my wife for several months.
Well, sure I do, Mom. I love you, too.
And to me, people might say things like, "Liar!
because he had a bunch of tissue paper with him when he came out.
Wow, dude, your dad's a perv and your mom tried to kill you.
I'm glad I found you.
Gooble gobble gooble gobble One of us, one of us
There's nothing we can do about that.
who were massacred in '34.
"You know something that you're not telling us, you slimy scumbag liar!"
You have to learn to keep it straight!
Dad?
But you should find an old bridge about halfway up.
Lie?
2 x 2 x 2 x 3 x 5 x 7 x 7 x 17 = 99960
I killed him.
It just... It started as some curiosity on the Internet.
Had to eat each other to stay alive.
Who's the kid with a heart full of magic?
And so we just had to come forward and tell the truth.