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Yeah, I think maybe now might be a good time
Kill me? Jesus Christ!
And now, if you'll excuse us, this family has to get to Bennigan's.
Paint.
The only thing I can't figure out
Shut up or else my angry penises will poo you You dumb baby I kill you because I'm your dad
I gotta get back home.
I didn't even know it was open.
I'll be back in a little bit. Butters, you're in charge of the house.
Must be made clean. New.
than anything I ever did.
He butchered over 50 children and kept their bodies in his cellar.
- Who's Jack? - Butters, the point is
Well, all right, Mom. Okay, then.
Happy, Happy Anniversary from everyone at Bennigan's
why, she might go completely insane.
it's safe for me to unfasten my seat belt.
Yeah, too bad you're not a broad, 'cause I need some goddamn poontang.
I can't keep it straight when you keep inventing new parts to the story!
Three times.
for Mommy and Daddy's anniversary this year.
O.J.'s wife was killed by some Puerto Rican guy, too.
Who thinks being yourself is the best thing to be?
You what?
Oh, Butters!
Happy, Happy Anniversary from everyone at Bennigan's
Say, Butters, I'm having real trouble finding an anniversary present for Mom.
Everyone knows it's Butters
Who's the boy with eyes full of wonder?
.
But there are also times when distorting the truth a little is appropriate.
Must kill?
I'm going to get the Ranch Hand Baby Back Ribs!
Won't be back until Sunday. I can give you a ride Sunday, if you like.
Fisting Firemen 9. I never seen 1 through 8.
I'll be back in a little while!
I drowned Butters in the car, Chris!
That's me!
You destroyed my life, you...
It's just kind of an addiction. I want help, and I'm going to get help.
because Dad came out, like, ten minutes later.
Poor, old Dad. Movie really got to him.
for saying "nutsack" in front of Grandma.
Please, just bring our baby back to me!
Three more days till we eat at Bennigan's. That's...