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He must like T.G.I. Friday's.
and you can call a lie whatever you want,
Everything clean.
Thanks.
And I am so happy you're alive.
I'm sorry. The car just rolled into the lake
And when you start covering up one lie with another lie,
Gooble, gobble!
when you catch your father jacking off in a gay men's bath house.
who's filling in for gayle barville? pania rhodes.
Now, I am sick of these "harmless lies" and "little white lies".
We gave you false hope for finding the person who hurt those close to you,
So come and eat at Bennigan's
Four days? I don't know how I'm going to wait that long.
No, no, not yet. But if you're out there, we beg you.
Sure.
It looks like the parents are about to make a statement, Tom.
Hey, did you see my mittens anywhere? It's cold out here.
I'm back, Ma!
- Here he is. - John, Patsy.
Well, first, he went to see a movie.
- Gooble, gobble! One of us! One of us! - Gooble, gobble! One of us! One of us!
that I think that if you told Mommy what Daddy was doing tonight,
with the same Puerto Rican guy that hurt our kids.
We'll walk in the front doors,
- Sir? Hello? - Yeah? What can I do for you?
Mrs. Stotch replied, "Some Puerto Rican guy."
Inspector Butters gets all the facts. I even got some neato pictures.
Gee whiz. Where the heck am I?
Jumping in puddles Skipping down the hallway
No, sweetie. Daddy needs to sit and think.