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Leave it to old Mary Bailey...
-You're late. -Someone will punch in for me.
-I'll be sore tomorrow. -We've done all we can.
The only dirt we've got is from a guy who dated her at 16.
I love dogs. Babies too.
...so look busy and keep quiet! That's all.
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-Thirty seconds. -Remember to smile.
Can I ask him to assuage my fears that he's contaminating the planet...
Don't worry. I'm sure she'll be able to memorize it by tomorrow.
-Kitty, kitty. -Are you all right, Mr. Burns?
Cushy!
...98 percent of the voters rate you as despicable or worse.
The way you handled the pets put you over the top.
Sorry, Barney.
-I see. What's your name? -Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
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