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Look, she's going, man. Come on.
I'm simply reading it the way it was written
...stabbed them with bayonets, hacked 1 7-year-olds to death with shovels.
...and would be very much upset if you don't let Thao repay.
And I got something I wanna show you. Come on.
I just-- I kept a bunch of jabbering gooks off of my lawn, that's all.
"This year, you have to make a choice between two life paths.
-Yeah, that's true. -That would suck.
Well, sounds dumb, but fine.
Look, a brother to Spider is a brother to me. Come on.
Look, now, Yum Yum, if he doesn't ask you out...
This fucker. He had that cannon in your fucking face.
But what about that dimwit brother of yours?
-And what needs to be done will be done. -I say we go now. Right now.
Now, what the fuck y'all come down here for?
...but I bought this stuff, everything in here, with my own money.
Things done during war are terrible.
So, what are you gonna do with it?
That's it? It's bothered me most of my life.
You know, get a little carbon off the valves.
The hell with him. You know what we should've done?
You're kind of fond of promising things you can't deliver on. Right, Father?
Just a gang, a bunch of Hmong gangbangers.
Look, my family is very traditional...
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
What about that super-cool retro couch you have in the den?
I don't know them. I didn't know how.
Boy, does my ass hurt from all the guys at my construction job.
- Keep your hands off my stuff. - Give me the fucking hat.
You swamp rats, on the other hand, you just can't help but....
"Spectacles, Testicles, Wallet, And Watch."
No. No more.
Well...
Yeah. Whatever.
-All these questions can frustrate you. Ashley, stop it.
They're all to use if necessary.
We're not in Korea, Mr. Kowalski.
Chewwidus
Here it is.
Kill you to buy American? Jesus.
Yeah. Well, I'll buy you a fruitcake for Christmas.
Well, I'm not any role model.
-Get with us, man. -Get in the car.
At least they were smart enough to not come.
I know, but this'll save me money putting an ad in the paper.
"Sir, I'd like a haircut, if you have time."
. .
How was your day with the kids?
I don't even want him on my property. I thought we went over all that.
Yum Yum. You know, the girl in the purple sweater.
MRS. V. That was too heavy for the bag.
När man bor i Älvsbyn...
Puss cake
Yeah. I know, I know. Give me a break, will you?
It was a little wobbly, but that should fix it.
You see? Now go out, come back and talk to him.
Yeah.
What the hell is it with kids nowadays?
-You're a hero to the neighborhood. -I'm not a hero.
In fact, speaking of busy, I got a lot on my plate right now...
Hey what are all you fish heads looking at?
Man, you fucking crazy, man. Get out of here, man.
You wanna know what it's like to kill a man?
He says the way you live, your food has no flavor.
Come on, girl.
-He a little slow or something? -Thao is actually really smart.
-Play some golf, maybe. Meet other people.
Spider told me that our boy next door got a bad-ass whip.
Want a beer?
I know you're close with these people, but this pisses me off too, Mr. Kowalski.
Come on, man. We just bailed your ass out, dog!
Get in the truck.
Well, in 1 968, I kissed Betty Jablonski...
My name?
-You need to step back. -He's a friend of mine.
All right.
And you'll need one of these. Here.
-You go fucking back to your country. -Fuck you, man.
Your wife's already gone through all your mother's jewelry.
Yeah. He misses one spot, he's doing it all over again too.
I don't suppose your Guinea hands are steady enough to do a straight shave?
...but I do know about forgiveness...
Walt. You take me with you right now. Let me out!
-You didn't do nothing. -Trying to stay out.
Hello.
Well, what kind of job could I ever get?