Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...like you see on all the other zipperheads' cars.

The bus. Jesus Christ, you don't have a car?

...on the condition that you don't chop-top the roof like one of those beaners...

Well, well, well. Look who's over there.

The girls go to college, and the boys go to jail.

Until they go away, you know, forever.

Why don't you strut away, you dumb rooster?

When things go wrong, you gotta act quickly.

I did everything I could possibly do, but they broke some of your tools.

So it's true. You got a job.

Not a day goes by that I don't think about it, and you don't want that on your soul.

Like what? Take a limo?

Excuse me, sir. I need a haircut, if you ain't too busy.

What are you doing, little man?

I'm coming home from work.

Didn't you hear what I just said? I saw you cough up blood.

Well, I don't know.

-What? I told you guys already--

And you know why? Because he's a big fat p*ssy!

A Polack and a chink.

No. No, not at all.

A lot of people in this house are very traditional.

-Well, what is it? -It's a Gopher.

Son of a bitch. Kicking us out on his birthday.

it's gonna get f#(%ing ugly

- Thao! - Come on, man. Get in the car, man.

These places are nothing like what you'd think they'd be.

-He's gonna blow your gook head right off. -What should I have said, then?

You came here with your guns loaded this time.

Cool. -Here. You'll need something like that.

Get off My lawn

Hey, dog, check this out.

What are you up to?

Keep your ass right here.

Come on, get the shit out of your mouth.

Not at the moment. Taking the bus for now.

Happy Birthday You old Italian son of a bitch prick barber!

Here's the pitch. And a strike.

You scared, huh?

You know, the Hmong consider gardening to be women's work.

Why does a jungle people want to be in the great frozen tundra?

You know, I prayed that they would show up...

We used to stack bugs like you five feet high on hoxxes

Nothing. Just going down to Corner Spot, you know? Get some CDs.

What do you wanna do? Carry your tools in a rice bag?

Besides, we ain't in Humong.

Are you kidding? He tried to steal my car.

...what do you want?

All right. What are you good at?

I worked at it. It was the best thing that ever happened to me.

I knew this was gonna happen.

Killing to save yourself, killing to save others.

-...punk ass old man? Bitch.

He expects his granddaughter to dress a little more modestly.

-Oh, no, she's not. -Yeah, no, she didn't.

I didn't pay the taxes. It's the same as stealing.

Are you gonna give me a confession or not?

Ain’t she sweet

And then I even fixed a door that hadn't even broken yet.

If you need any extra tools, you just let me know.

-Don't go calling me Wally. -No, I'm serious.

- Fuck, man, get in the car, man. - Thao!

Yeah, I am. I'm the white devil.

Death is bittersweet.

Here's the deal. I take the top because that's the heaviest.

Your own blood, for chrissake.

All of a sudden, I'm the bad guy in this.

They were kind of pissed that I blew my first initiation.

You know, that deal with the boat motor, the broken birdbath. It's always something.

-I'd really like to talk, Mr. Kowalski. -Not in this lifetime, sonny.

I know. I know. Take it easy.

Nothing, never mind.

Come on, chill with us.

Yeah, be polite, but don't kiss ass.

You let me out right now. Let me out.

The hell are you spooks up to?

Trying to get yourself killed?

-How you holding up, Walt? -Mr. Kowalski.

...and come back, and don't talk about having no job...

-Who you think you talking to? -Who does it look like?

And, I don't know, you're here all alone.

-Come unlock this. What's going on?

Coworker: Happy Monday Me: Shut Your Fucking Face

So where are you guys from?

Get your ass over there.

Great. Smooth sailing.

Well, I was thinking about maybe sales.

He says that people do not respect you. They don't even wanna look at you.

Son of a bitch, I never thought he'd show.

All right. Go get the ladder out of the garage.