Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Why you doing women's work? -What do you want?
Yeah, course you'll take it, because you have no teeth, you have no balls, kid.
No way.
You wouldn't happen to still know that guy that has the Lions season tickets?
What are you guys doing here?
Boy, does my ass hurt from all the guys at my construction job.
What a load of shit.
Fuck the fruitcake. How about you just hand over them keys to that Gran Torino?
-What happened? -Hey, step back.
Oh, you fuck.
Walt Kowalski once said to me that I didn't know anything about life or death...
-Kind of jumpy, aren't we? -Shut the fuck up.
-Why the hell does everybody want my car? -Well, I'm not surprised.
Why? Do you have a problem with me, Mr. Kowalski?
We'll let the mick stay here and play with himself.
Instead you just keep hanging around like the doo-wop dago you are.
You fucking don't listen, do you?
Kids, want the radio on? Anyone wanna listen to some music? Good.
Yeah. Well, it's been here since before you were born.
Look at him washing dishes.
-How's everything going? -I'm fine. Fine. Doing fine.
He's the Lor family shaman.
It's gonna take about one hour.
You're right. Those are things I know nothing about...
...and they'd get somebody who knew what they were doing.
...for killing some poor kid that wanted to just give up, that's all.
-There you go. -Not to bitch...
The point is that there's nothing anyone can do that won't disappoint the old man.
For that, they gave me a Silver Star. Here it is.
No, no, I've got the top.
Dog, we just bailed your ass out, dog. Come on, dog, get the fuck in here.
-I mean, they screwed me right in the ass. Don't swear at the guy.
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Yeah. Okay. Can I come back for seconds?
You cheap bastard, I should've known you'd come in. I was having such a pleasant day.
Jesus, Joseph, and Mary, these Hmong broads are like badgers.
Give me that, man. Give me that.
- Come on, roll with us. Come on. - That's woman's work, man.
We're having a barbecue. You wanna come over?
Shut your fucking face.
-Son of a bitch. -Okay, so, what have you had to eat today?
- Hey, Spider, who that? - What's up?
-You made cars? -Yeah.
Now go on out and come back in, and talk to him like a man.
Okay. Hey.
Well, you shouldn't be hanging out with him.
Really?
A lot of people showed up after the service.
I was always hoping you'd die...
Oh, spirit of this child...
Smashing's my job, man.
Let a man enjoy himself, would you, girl?
Everything has a job to do.
"Third platoon, E company, March 2nd, 1 952, Korea"?
Come with me.
Now that you've spoken your piece...
60 bucks. They....
...you're not satisfied with.
-Hello? It's Walt.
When RFK JR. GETS ASKED WHY WE NEED CHANGE…
All finished. Ten dollars American.
Why don't we go and get some of that good gook food?
What the hell are you spooks up to?
Jesus.
-My uncle's car is old and-- -We don't have any cables.
Hey.
-I'm not far from here. -I'm from Texas.
Hill people. We were hill people. Not jungle people. Booga-booga-booga.
Sweet Grab me a beer....
Look, I'm not crippled. I've got the top.
When you get finished with that roof there, you can take that gutter and nail it back up.
-Well, maybe you could just pay me. -Yeah. Very funny.
Come on, man. We gonna give you another shot, man.
Tomorrow. Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
What is all this "bro" shit, anyway?
Are you gone completely deaf or something?
Or is it the beginning?
...and it would look really good in my room, and I don't have any furniture at all.
That's what you know about life and death, and it's pathetic.
Well, I confess that I never really cared for church very much.
No, no. No, no, no. Come on, no more. No more.
...it's gonna get f#(%ing ugly
...what are you gonna do with it when you, like, die?
What? I can't just come and talk to my little cousin?
-Just isn't fair. -Nothing's fair, Father.
Honey, come here. Okay, well, your dad is driving me crazy.
- What up, man? - What you got, punk?
I put the steering column in this Gran Torino...
-You think you real funny, don't you? -Oh, shit. Ain't she tough?
-Here you go. -Thanks.