Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Stuff I'll remember till the day I die.
...admitted their guilt, and left their burdens behind them.
Client : " He's a pure Native American Indian dog " Vet techs :
-Just under 3200. -Goddamn thieves. It ain't right.
Yeah, my little cousin being a little man.
Well, why don't you have him move in with you?
It's a Vietnam thing. We fought on your side.
And when the Americans quit, the Communists started killing all the Hmong.
Are you going to retaliate for what happened to Sue?
-I really appreciate all this. -Forget it.
Well, okay, put them over there.
Yeah, I assumed that, but what were they doing here?
Men at war who were ordered to do appalling things...
You got that right.
-Mm-hm. -Let alone clean.
That old hag hates my ass.
Well, he knows construction, and he's a smart kid.
So why don't you call me this weekend?
Happy Birthday You ole Italian prick
Hey, Father J.
What's up, Thao?
Well, we thought that it would make things easier.
Well, I just fixed that dryer there, I fixed my wife's friend's sink...
What was your initiation supposed to be?
Don't you think he's gonna get in trouble, all by himself in the old neighborhood?
-Even at Mom's funeral, he can't let it go. -He didn't say anything.
I told you I'm not going to confession.
Don't get your hands dirty, man.
Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while...
-That pussy motherfucker couldn't come? -Don't worry about Thao.
Bring that little tight ass over here. Come here, girl. Don't be shy.
Come on. Come on.
-Busy day. Gotta go. -Go in peace.
What do you know, Mr. Kowalski?
-Kids are getting restless. -Yeah, fine. Just go.
Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.
-Tell me what you want. -Do you have jumper cables?
Perfect.
Oh, I've got one.
-You sure? -Yeah.
You could bitch about your boss making you work overtime when it's bowling night.
Whoa. I've never seen you like this before.
Come on. -We're coz, right? We're family.
You want me to count the birds?
Why? Because we all knew the dangers that night, but we went anyway.
You don't just come in and insult the man in his shop.
Hey, did you hear him? Step back.
Yeah. Well, every tool in here has a purpose.
Ashley, why don't you go help Grandpa Walt with the chairs?
-We've got the strap. Let's get the fuck out of here.
Why don't you get your ass up out of here before I kick your old, wrinkly, white ass?
-Thanks, Mr. Kennedy. -It's Tim. And what's your name again?
-Thinking. -Thinking? Thinking time is over.
And you?
Happy Birthday, Tim!!!! Have a great day!!! Love ya!
Mr. Kowalski?
But you, you know, you're letting Click Clack, Ding Dong, and Charlie Chan...
...and I took old Aunt Mary to the doctor's to get her prescription fixed up.
One thing about the Hmong, they keep their mouths shut.
Look, I'm stuck here...
Did you hear me? I said, get off my lawn now.
...please excuse the language in Mr. Kowalski's will.
That's the way it might be tonight.
Your wife and I became quite close these last few months.
Hmong girls over here fit in better.
Its Friday and.
And have some respect, zipperhead. We're in mourning here.
Goddamn kids have more sense than we do.
Don't lay down, either. Just look them straight in the eye.
Can't even tone it down for Mom's funeral.