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Yeah, you can count. All you slopes are supposed to be good at math, right?
They're really nice. They really are. These are top-notch, like, resorts.
What do you mean, don't worry about it? Look at your face.
Good Day puss-cake
All the Americans have moved out of this neighborhood.
I see that Walt drove you here. You got a vehicle?
You mean Youa.
Is everybody all right?
This stuff is really good.
...if you can have Thao clear out the big wasp nest under our porch.
-This bitch is crazy. I like them like that.
-Name's Walt. -Hi, Walt. I'm Youa.
-Yeah, I can count. -Good.
Oh, lastly...
...use you for sandbags.
The child is blessed with a mother and father.
...and you push and help me push it up each step.
We stay calm or else mistakes get made. We have to step back from this thing.
Officer Chang! Get those people back.
What the hell is this?
...don't paint any idiotic flames on it like some white-trash hillbilly...
Yeah.
Grabbed me a couple days ago, right after I got off work.
And what about that goofball guy you were with?
My friends and I were just wondering what you're doing here.
Who?
Well, that's terrible.
Thao, especially.
Duck
-Why did you make me do that? It's okay. We're leaving soon.
You guys are stupid. I'm going inside.
And the goddamn prick at the shop wants to bend me over for 2 100.
Extraordinary events culminate in what might seem to be an anticlimax.
Where's Korea?
Good. Go in my garage and get it.
-You okay? -Yeah. I'm okay.
How long has it been since your last confession?
You're funny.
. .
In the war, we just lost a lot of friends, but you're kind of set for it.
Thank you very much, but I have to go now. I have to go now.
I'm telling you, if we're not here, there will be bloodshed.
Hmong people believe that the soul resides on the head, so don't do that.
Coworker: Good Morning! Me: Shut Your Fucking Face
I'm sorry.
-What are you peddling today, Padre? -Nothing. I thought I'd drop by and see you.
...and the minute I turn on the game, she starts crying how we never talk.
So, what do you do?
Come on, Thao, man. You need a big coz to take care of you, man.
I know you don't wanna hear this, but now's the time to stay calm.
Yeah, and there are these great places now, you know, these communities...
...than you are at stealing cars, Toad.
About what you said.
Get up. -Get off my lawn.
Huh?
-Yes, Sergeant. What happened?
Grandpa says he wants to know...
...return home and do not wander anymore.
Maybe so.
Well, I made a 900-dollar profit selling a boat and a motor.
Hi, Mitch, it's-- It's me, your dad.
And, boy, did I learn.
No, he isn't. He's not gonna work for me.
I don't know about that. I think--
I thought you Asian girls were supposed to be smart
So, what's that emblem supposed to mean anyway?
God loves you and forgives you, and I absolve you of all your sins.
Why?
-Is that so? -It is.
- Nothing. - Minding our own business.
-They're great. -No, no, beautiful.
Yeah.
Stronger men than you.
Hey, girl. Come on.
- They're amazing. They really are. - You'd have a good time.
Karen's right, Dad. You've worked hard your whole life.
How many men did you kill in Korea?
När man bor i Älvsbyn
We miss Mama, don't we, Daisy? Yeah.
You shut the fuck up.
You just listen to the way Martin and I batter it back and forth.
-Man, kick that nigga's ass. -Man, you fucking--
Shit.
Yeah, you said it, brother.
No problem. -Thank you.
Everybody blames the Lutherans
After all, it is my birthday.
No.
-Don't go, Thao. Mind your own business, girl.
-He'll start tomorrow morning. -Not tomorrow, not any time.
What you looking at, man?