Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I want my daughter to find another husband.
And I sleep like a baby. You can count on that.
-Now, listen to me, zipperhead-- -No, you listen, old man.
-Good. How about work? -Busy.
-Come on, Walt. -Come on. Get your ass out of here.
Sort of bitter in its pain, but sweet in its salvation.
I work in the Ford factory for 50 years, and he's out selling Japanese cars.
inevitable
-Please, take them. -They're wrong.
Mm.
Look, you've come a long way. I'm proud to say that you're my friend...
"How was your day with the kids?"
They take care of everything. They'll clean up. They're really nice.
You made a mistake in your past life, like a mistake that you did...
Take that!
So, what do you want to do with your life, kid?
. What the hell are you spooks up to?
-Go ahead. -So where's Thao at?
How you doing, Martin, you crazy Italian prick?
Thank you.
Koski?
She asked that I watch over you when she passed on.
You step on this property again, you're done.
Hey, what are all you fish heads looking at anyway?
-Yuam. A pleasure. -No. Youa.
How many swamp rats can you get in one room?
Girl go to the Olympics and, The boys go to jail
Yum Yum, you know the girl in the purple sweater
What's the matter with you, for chrissake?
So, what do I have to do?
Now, go ahead and pull those pistols like miniature cowboys.
What the hell?
Just got word from my sergeant. We're pulling the plug.
-The Gran Torino? -Yeah.
...teach him how to fix things, saved him from that fucked cousin of ours.
-Let's talk about something else. -What?
Thao's got not one second for you.
Cowards.
Hey. You wanna roll with us, man? Come on.
You tell your friends to stay away from Thao.
Hey Nick
Oh, thank you. I just-- I got it.
The only reason I went was because of her.
Hey. Shh.
They fucking with you? Man, fuck you, homeboy!
What were you thinking?
-Got a light? What the fuck?
My Financial Lawn!
gran torino (2008)
That's it. Got it?
And you know why? Because you're a big, fat pussy.
I'm not a friend of yours, so why do you insist on calling me Walt?
Happy Halloween
Yeah, Yum Yum, yeah. Nice girl. Nice girl. A very charming girl.
-Okay, good. Good, then. Oh, hey, Dad. -Yeah.
...but I never thought you were worse with women...
You can't just sit there and spread mulch in my garden the rest of your life.
So, what do you want?
Thank you.
That's a tack hammer. You can't fool me, kid.
Look, I need you to watch my dog.
Thanks.
-Fuck that pussy. Pussy.
Mouthy little bitch.
Relax, zipperhead. I'm not gonna shoot you.
Did you hear me? I said, get your hands off my cart
It must be a hundred degrees in here. Why don't you turn on the fan?
The only thing worse is getting a medal...
-Maybe even count the clouds that pass by? -Don't get flip with me, boy.
-Why didn't you just call the police? -What?
I'd love one.
Oh, all right.
Do you a little good.
-...checking out the issues that you've had-- -Excuse me.
Don't give me any ideas, now.
Funny.
Youa, okay.
You need to keep your bitch on a leash.
-I told you this was a bad idea. -I know. You were right.
But that's what you said. That what you said men say.
Just talk about people who are not in the room.
Toad, you got a minute?
-That? -Wire cutters.
Fuck you think you at?
Great. Smooth sailing.
Oh, I had a piece of cake and a little beef jerky.
All right.
-He doesn't wanna talk to you. -Well, I'm here, right?
It's inevitable.
Yeah, really.
Hey, chinito, hey, if you was in the pen...
...a man acquires this over a period of 50 years
…that you shouldn’t have fucked with their bench press form?
- Fuck you. - Let's get the fuck out of here.
Come on, ladies.
-You don't know what you're talking about. -You're wrong.
-That's cool, you know? Yeah. Ain't shit going on, man.
-...you goddamn dick-smoking gook! -Jesus Christ. Oh, shit.
No, Walt. I'll be okay.
What are you saying?
I knew you were a dipshit the first time I ever saw you...
-Hey. Yo, what's up? What's up? -Yo, what's up, motherfuckers?
I'd wanna stand shoulder to shoulder with you and kill those guys.
One, two....
The doctor will see you now. Thank you.
Hey, so how old is you anyways?
Dude, man, take this shit off. Come on.
You mean Hmong? We're Hmong, not "Humong."
...but nobody answered.
Okay, this is the kid I was telling you about.
Damn barbarians.
I pull on that, and you stand right back here...
What would I do?
-Mentally, I'm way too old for you. -What?
Look, I'm just kidding, zip. I mean, you could get a job.
Those are shears there, and that's a saw.
Fuck, man? Get in!
How long do I have you for?
No.
This is gonna end today.
Hanging around a neighborhood like that's a fast way to get you in the obituaries.