Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know, you should quit. That's bad for you.
Get me another beer, dragon lady. This one's empty.
-I don't think so. -Why not?
How do you want your dog? I mean, steak?
-Oh, I fix things, stuff like that. -Like what?
What the fuck you doing in my neighborhood, boy?
-They come back every year. -Why are you bringing me all this garbage?
Walt! Walt! Walt!
-Go ahead, Karen, give it to him. -Here you go.
It runs like a clock, though. They just don't make them like this anymore.
-Anything else? -Yeah.
-Fucking let me out or I'll fucking kill you. -Shut the fuck up.
...and I've seen a lot of men who have confessed their sins...
Back in the day, everybody used to wanna beat me up.
Like a real man.
- This is so good. - Did you have a chance to call Martha?
Spider.
You need somebody to protect you. That's what your big coz is for.
Why can't you just leave me alone?
Look, I appreciate the kindness you've shown to my wife.
No. Don't let me down, Walt. Not you.
These guys will be locked up for a long time.
Emma Lily Jessica Wendy And Astrid
-She hates me. Come on. -Yeah, she hates you.
I may not be the most pleasant person to be around...
This is from me.
Why don't you strut away you dumb rooster?
What are you gonna do, Walt?
Now it's time to knock the shit out of those pricks.
- It's all good, huh? - Shut the fuck up.
Bhai ye kya dekh liya
I gotta know what you can do.
It's a cultural thing. It expresses embarrassment or insecurity.
Tomorrow.
Why haven't you gone?
There's always a chance you don't come back.
But you're a good man, Wally.
...where the people are like you, active and alert, but are alone...
Okay. It was nice talking to you, Dad. Thanks for calling.
What would you do?
Life and death.
- Slopes everywhere we go, man. - Go back to your rice paddy.
Hey. Get off me.
Is this that chicken-dumpling thing you brought the other--?
-This motherfucker crazy, man. -What's wrong with this nigga, man?
Sales, huh?
There's nothing wrong with making things less hard on yourself.
Yeah, well, you're blowing it with that girl who was there.
No, I'm kidding, you moron. Come on, you can be my special guest.
-Jesus. For the love of Pete. -What?
What the hell did Chinks have to move into this neighborhood for?
And it never ends. -What happened to your knuckles anyways?
You shouldn't wait so long between haircuts, you cheap son of a bitch.
-Oh, shit. -Come on, now. Hey, pops. Come on, now.
Jeez. That's another thing, Dad. You really should get rid of the coffin nails.
It just looks like hell.
What the hell are you doing? Have you lost your mind?
Aren't you supposed to cook me some Chinese food, huh?
He's sitting out there right now, staring at your front door.
Oly Lifters Walking Into The GYM
-Who are you? What do you want? -Hi.
-But you better watch your back. -Fuck it, man, he's crazy.
Great to see you.
What brings you in here, Father? The meat raffle?
Don't "Yeah, yeah" me. Just say, "Yes, sir," and, "I'll do my best."
...at the factory Christmas party.
No, I just came down to talk to Walt, if that's okay.
-Hey. Watch your language, lady. -And you're a good man.
The downstairs one kind of died.
Hey Tom
Go ahead and close this up.
Go ahead. I don't care if you insult me or say racist things.
Hey.
-He won't let anybody help him. -Well, we tried. Can we just drop it?
Spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch.
Call me bro again, man, I'll bite your motherfucking face off.
Sell it, I guess.
I think we should go into the other room. Sorry.
God i've got more on common with these fucking gooks
Put a chain on that whore and yank that motherfucker.
If they don't listen, tell them you don't wanna see them anymore.
Man, look at this. Look at this, Monk. Check this out.
- Walt, can you get it started? - Yeah, it'll be fine.
Really, I'll take the top. It looks heavy.
-Yeah, sure, fine by me. Sure. -All right. Take a seat.
Is that a date or something?
-Been busy. -Yeah.
It's a phone.
...I'm gonna ask you out.
Christ.
...but won't I be needing some tools?
Oh, I am at peace.
Dorothy was in the other room with the other wives.
-Sorry about this. -It's okay.
Keep the change. That's just in case you hit my jugular.
Anything new with the old neighborhood?
-Yeah, well, keep the change. -See you in three weeks, prick.
Yeah, yeah. You go ahead, watch out for your boyfriend.