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...and would benefit from being around folks their own age.
Shut up...
Come back here at 4. All right?
Like what?
All right. Okay.
Now, this is what I'm looking for. Here, tool belt.
-We live next door. -So?
...and don't put a big, gay spoiler on the rear end...
Oh, great. Another asshole who has a fetish for Asian girls?
Here we are. You can use one of these.
-Yeah. -Construction?
Well, I guess even a bonehead like you could understand...
You just go over there and count the birds.
Not that I give two shits about a toad like you.
She likes you, you know? Though I don't know why.
Well, thank you, Karen.
-I'll have a Diet Coke. -Bullshit, this is a bar. You have a drink.
Me after I get to know my cousins more
I feel that this would be the best way to go about...
That's not good. You should really see a doctor.
Certainly better than beef jerky, I'll tell you.
I said, step back.
Man, fuck it. Hey.
Look at me when I talk to you, homes!
Kor Khue's interested in you. He heard what you did.
No more. What--?
You can pay me back on your first paycheck.
Live a good life and grow old.
What happened to Dr. Feldman, my regular doctor?
Reading the EC of FCS +1
All right.
-I told you we're finished here. Oh, yeah.
Youa, don't listen to him, Youa. He's a white devil.
How much?
And you know why? Because he's a big fat p*ssy!
Yeah, you don't know the half of it. All right, come on, zipperhead.
If I was Thao, I guess I'd want vengeance.
Now go home and you stay calm.
...about how they don't take expired coupons at the grocery store...
Yes, go on.
I'd come over here and talk to you, I guess.
Morning? It's after 1 in the afternoon, it's not morning.
Coworker: Happy Monday Me:
Look. You've broken Daddy's gnome.
Que tramais morenos
-Here. Put those in your back pocket. -Cool.
-And I don't want you making me look bad. -No, I'm good. Totally into this.
What are you, half Jew or something? You keep raising the prices.
...and I heard there was trouble in the neighborhood.
Hey, Dad.
We can't make any mistakes.
It's a great honor.
That's it?
Why the hell does everyone want my car?
Yeah. That's probably why I see you in the garden over there all the time.
¿QUÉ TRAMÁIS, MORENOS?
Oh, yeah. Saving face.
Yeah, that's right, keep walking! Keep walking!
...who likes to hold hands of ladies who are superstitious and promises them eternity.
Bye-bye, sweetheart. Take it easy. Her name is Daisy.
-What you got? Hey, we can do this right now.
Now that you've done your good deed, why don't you take off down the road?
Oh, please.
You see that tree right there?
You old Italian son-of-a-bitch prick barber.
I slipped in the shower. No big problem.
-It's Thao. -What?
“How was your day with the kids?”
-Come on, man, let's go. -We're coz, right?
I'd look down too, if I was you.
...and I don't blame them. Now, get your ofay, Paddy ass on down the road.
...in 1 972, right on the line.
I shot him in the face with that rifle you were holding in there a while ago.
-Hey there. -Hey. I gotta run.
Because when I vouch for somebody, that means I've given my word.
Yeah, motherfucker.
Come on. You told me not to leave you alone.
Chill with us, man.
My main shitstaaaain! Dirtbike dave Suuuuuperspade
Horrible things, but things I'll live with.
Yeah, Dad, look. You gotta check it out. We've brought some brochures.
There's a Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar.
Boy, does my ass hurt from all the guys at my workout.
Oh, he's a pussy kid from next door. I'm just trying to man him up a little bit.
Thank you, Padre.
...that you shouldn't have fucked with?
If she married again there would be a man in the house.
Get Off My Financial Lawn
...those guys who were here the other night, on my lawn.
Facebook bloqueando mi cuenta Yo odiando a Zucaritas con odio jarocho
-Are you okay? -Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.
I do work with some of the Hmong gangs...