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You got your whole life ahead of you. But me, I finish things!
Oh, Lord Jesus. What have you done?
-Get in, Thao. -Come on, let's go. Get in.
I know exactly what I'm talking about.
Ain't shit going on.
Well, it's goddamn awful, that's what it is.
-Fuck out of here, man. -Fuck out of here, man.
I've been called a lot of things, but never funny.
He's the one who tried to steal my car.
Now, I just want to be left alone. Thank you.
And what about life?
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It's all good, bro.
You don't do that. What happens if you meet some stranger and get the wrong one?
No one can say we didn't try.
I like your sandals too.
Not if I see you first, dipshit.
Not that you guys would know much about that.
Well, I think you're an over-educated 27-year-old virgin...
What are you reading, Jackass and the Rice Stalk?
Oh, right. Afternoon, then.
No, no, no.
We'll get this cracker next time.
What's up, homeboy? What you doing?
He put his finger at us.
What'd you do, Jew some poor blind guy out of his money?
Can't I just come hang out with my little cousin?
If you're gonna work for me, I gotta know what you're good at.
-You speak English? -Yes, sir.
Jesus, Lord Almighty, knock it off.
That's why you have to turn to the Lord.
Fantastic. Well, you ladies are wonderful.
Yeah, I've noticed that.
-She went to our aunt's. -Your aunt's? You sure?
What are we gonna do with him?
Is you--? Is you a boy or is you a girl, man? I can't tell.
-That's my little cousin over there. -You sure that's your cousin, man?
But she made me promise I'd keep an extra-sharp eye on you.
What's that, Mr. Kowalski?
Damn all this.
He's my friend.
But you're wrong about something else.
Yeah, yeah. That's not what I meant.
I know a lot. I lived for almost three years in Korea with it.
-What do you know about faucets? -I know a lot about them, boy.
-That'll be 10 bucks, Walt. -Ten bucks? Jesus Christ, Martin.
Because unlike you, I'm not useless, and I maintain my own property.
-I don't want them. -They're perennials.
She was very insistent. She made me.
I'd like to think I know a lot. I'm a priest.
What's she saying? -She said welcome to her home.
You're worried about your life.
All right. Here's the deal. You stay away from Thao, understand?
...it's gonna get fucking ugly.
So, what are you gonna do, Mr. Kowalski?
Why don't we go down and get some of that good gook food?
The place is falling apart.
I never knew you had a cool old car.
Well, why don't you put that one down?
Oh, shit. -What's your name, girl?
Hey, it's my last day. So, what else do you have for me to do?
Yeah. Well, I don't know how you ended up in the Midwest.
Fine. Good. How about Karen and the kids?
...so why don't you just find something useful for me to do?
Any swamp rats in there?
-You could get a job anywhere. -Like what?
Now, why would you do that?
Yeah. No.
Is that so?
Here. I want you to have it.
Listen, old man, you don't wanna fuck with me.
What's going on?
Today is a blessed day, for a child is born.
You should quit.
All right, what's on your mind?
Death is often a bittersweet occasion to us Catholics.
"Boy, Does My Ass Hurt From All The Guys At My Construction Job."
You know what I'm saying.
If you ain’t too busy
No, I bit my tongue. It's nothing.
In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit.
...and come back here at 4 this afternoon.
Yo! Hey!
Thao.
It's nice of you to look after him like this.
Puss-cake
-Fuck me. -What's with that?
Oh, really? And what's that?
I Didn't Think Your Ass Would've Came. Shut Up, Gook.