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Yeah, I love you too.
-Yeah, the kid who stole my Gran Torino. -My brother, Thao.
Yeah. You're right. Nobody would ever hire you.
And what's that, some sort of a witch doctor or something?
Girls go to college And the boys go to jail
I wish our father would've been more like you.
Mr. Tough Guy out for blood all of a sudden?
This time we have witnesses.
He'll do anything you need him for.
- What you doing, man? - Get in the car, man, come on.
That's me.
-Having a good time, I see. -Yeah.
-Something like that. -Yeah. Booga-booga.
-What do you want? -Your dad bought this?
What you gonna do...
Yeah.
And some may ask, "What is death?
Looking at Project Plans From Developer
-You'd let me take the Gran Torino? -Yeah, I'd let you take the Gran Torino.
She was a real peach.
And I confess that I have no desire...
I talked with her. Yeah.
Well....
Crazy motherfucker, man. What's wrong with him, man?
-It's like staying in a hotel practically. -They're beautiful.
This ghetto is a dead zone for my cell, and I'm bored.
If you don't let me take the top, I ain't helping.
-Hello? -Hey. Morning, Dad.
...I was never very close with my two sons.
Makan roti Mana rotinya aku lapar
Yo, man. It's in mint condition, man.
If you can refrain from doing any of that, it's yours."
You know, Thao and Sue are never gonna find peace in this world...
Vise grips.
...I gotta go.
-Just checking up on my little cousin. Yeah, man.
get up and slam and welcome to the jam
Coworker: Happy Monday Me:
Hey, what's up?
Spider? Is that what he just called you, Fong?
Now, I got blood on my hands. I'm soiled.
When we were in Korea and a thousand screaming gooks came across our line...
Yeah you can count. All you slopes are supposed to be good at math, right?
Well, your kid's wearing a Lions jersey. I'm sure Dad appreciates that.
Jesus Christ.
It's always rice-burner this, Jap-burner that, you know?
So, what do we got here, Walt?
Any man worth his salt can do half of the household chores...
Ha, ha. Very funny, Wally.
Well, that's what I'm asking.
Only for guy talk.
Thao is here to make amends. He's here to work for you.
...to confess to a boy that's just out of the seminary.
-Just like that. -Then let me take the top.
Yeah. I blow a hole in your face, and then I go in the house.
get off my hill
-I didn't think your ass would've came. -Shut up, gook.
-Hello, Father. -Hi, Walt.
Medado pussy Fuck pussy
There's snow on the ground six months out of the year.
I told her I watch over my flock.
Yeah? So is being in a gang, dipshit.
Why does that old white man stay here?
...so if there's not something pressing....
I'll be back. Now, don't let anything go away.
-Bye, dear. -So long, Walt.
Oh, nothing. Nothing much, really.
I promised your wife I'd get you to go to confession.
You're fine.
Since everything could go downhill after that.
- Yeah. -Yeah, I suppose.
Yeah, I'm.... Yeah, I'm fine.
How could he ever become the man of the house?
Bitter in the pain, sweet in the salvation.
It's "Take your crude come-on to every woman who walks past...
Say 10 "Hail Marys" and five "Our Fathers."
-What are you doing? -Relax. You can't get out of there.
This kid doesn't have a chance.
You could talk about a construction job you just came from...
The keys to my house are under the ceramic turtle on the porch.
Sounds like you know a lot more about death than you do living.
Life and death. What the hell do you know about life and death?
Are you all right?
"And I wanna leave my house to the church because Dorothy would've liked it."
Sorry, Father, we have to go.
-It's Grandpa Walt. -Pick it up.
Right out of the rookie preacher's handbook.
-Because you saved Thao. -I didn't save anybody.
Second chances come your way.
Get off my camera riser
Oh, you are old. So cool.
My mom said he dishonored the family and now he has to work off his debt.
Busy day gotta go
Good day Johnny pusscake
Haven't seen you in a few days. Where you been?
-Thao. -"Tuh," okay.
...that a man acquires this over a period of 50 years.