Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Here?
-You okay? You ready? -Sure.
1 952, we were sent up to take out a chink machine-gun nest.
I'm feeling good. You know, I got beautiful women, great food.
Forget it, man. Let's go, dude. Fuck his ass.
-I'm shitty, but who's gonna listen? Not me, that's for sure.
Yeah.
WD-40, vise grips and some duct tape.
-Mm-hm. -You look very good.
You have to step back now, okay?
Oh, great.
Funny. -I told you, we only eat cats.
...I'd be fucking you in the ass. You'd be my bitch.
Hail Mary, full of grace.
How about that?
Take these three items, right here. You can have this.
Number one, never touch a Hmong person on their head, not even a child.
Good day, puss-cake.
What the fuck you looking at, old man?
-What for? To mingle.
He does whatever his sister orders him to do.
Yeah.
You like him, don't you?
Gonna fix the shoulder.
Help yourself, there, Walt. You dumb Polack.
-You know, I'm starving. -Okay.
Got married, had a family.
-I don't wanna sit. -I said, sit down.
Because it was either he or you or someone who raped one of their own family.
The girls go to the Olympics And the boys go to jail
This little Oriental yummy.
Would it kill You To Buy American? Jesus.
No. You probably just painted your nails.
-Does he do well? -Oh, yeah. License to steal.
...but I got the best woman that was ever on this planet to marry me.
Well, it may come as a surprise to a thief...
Really? No kidding. Dinner and a movie or what?
The man worked at Ford all those years.
What?
They have wonderful stores. You can buy new shoes.
-Yeah. I never had a fitted suit before. -Yes, sir.
I'll take that as a yes. If I have to come back here...
Well, that's a good question. What am I doing here?
I thought you Asian girls were supposed to be smart.
Damn, Padre, you are persistent, aren't you?
No, no. No, no more. No more. Come on. No more, now.
Yeah. Well, how did you end up in my neighborhood, then?
-That's what you better do. -That's right, bitch.
Okay, so, what's that?
We brought you some shallots to plant.
Walt. Walt. What are you doing?
It's all right, it's all right, it's all right. Where's grandma?
-Fuck, yeah, that's my little cousin. -He tight with anybody?
Want to be Super Spade or something? These guys don't want to be your bro...
Everybody blames the Lutherans.
...because I was an over-educated, 27-year-old virgin...
-What's the phrase I'm looking for? Fuck him up.
What the fuck you gonna do, old man?
Take the day off. You've done enough.
I'm real sorry about Dorothy, Walt.
Man, let's go down there and see what the fuck they doing over there.
You know it's a trowel, come on.
Blame the Lutherans. They brought us over here.
Wow. Grandpa, when did you get the vintage car?
Sorry. Mr. Kowalski.
The thing that haunts a man the most is what he isn't ordered to do.
I replaced the tranny in my Tahoe, and the sons of bitches fucked me hard.
-All set to go through with it, right? -Yeah, yeah.
Shit, man.
Oh, forever.
Your food has no flavor.
-Yeah. Poor Toad. -It's really common.
My head gasket cracked.
Yeah, I know.
Get off My Lawn
Oh, yeah.
You were bleeding.
You're so enlightened, you know that? No, Hmong isn't a place. It's a people.
My oldest son is in sales.
I don't know.
Call me Walt.
But, I don't know, we were thinking about the house.
Now, listen to me. We gotta plan this, and plan it very carefully.
Why is this being put back on me?
Why didn't you call the police?
...and bitch about your girlfriend and your car.
Straight shave? You've never asked for a straight shave.
What about them?
What? You gonna hit me now? That would pretty much complete the picture.
It's just, I can't afford to buy all this stuff.
Did you see the way he looked at the truck?
He says you have no happiness in your life. It's like you're not at peace.
Happy birthday.