Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Next to him! I feel so ashamed. - Everybody masturbates.

Please. I need a break from her.

- Thanks. - Don't forget Samba Friday night.

That's what I thought when I dated him.

I had let 300 desperate women and one asshole convince me

It is, and we are. Thanks.

Will died today.

- That's because you're an asshole. - She's the asshole.

have only made us older, more confused or dead?

The old and wise adage is true - those who can't do, teach.

She knew me a long time ago. I've changed.

I can... I can see that.

- I don't know if I can do that. - Yes, you can.

We talked till the restaurant closed. You're wrong about him.

I'm touching myself.

That night, Trey successfully screwed his wife

- It's really good. - Thank you.

They come in handy when you're walking all over people.

I feel like a total sham.

I should know better. I thought I'd got smarter about picking them now.

- All righty. Schooner's sails are up. - Yes, I can feel it.

- Does he go to Mickey Mantle's? - You got me.

The next morning, Miranda called with the post mortem on her date with Jim.

Hire a bodyguard.

Yeah, that's illegal dumping.

- Or two people who love sex. - You're such a...

He masturbates and reads porn. When it comes to me, nothing.

to take a break from all of us and go shopping.

Her friends had become frenemies.

Congratulations on your wedding. Welcome to the married old girls club.

You are such assholes.

- Sydney. - What? It's just us girls.

- On the railroad? - Civil.

That night, I made three matches.

In a city where cynicism is as prevalent as pashmina,

- This is why I don't work out. - Do you wanna hear the worst part?

- We dated a grillion years ago. - Or eight.

- He was so organized he had a will. - And attractive friends.

Is it bad that it makes me feel good to say that?

I would like to trade my husband in for him, please.