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когда меня спрашивают сколько мне лет
I was spending almost every night working.
Maybe that's because you're an asshole.
When it wasn't working, and I broke up with him, "Hello, asshole. "
- Can I get you anything? - Martini.
Thank you.
She's the asshole. She never called me once after we broke up.
Will's death had turned Miranda into my target audience -
Roommates in college. We were friends, but competitive.
I felt so bad, I told his mother I would go to the wake.
Samantha preferred the saying good night to the first date routine.
I'm flattered that so many of you showed up to hear me talk.
All right. Here I come.
Downtown, Samantha was getting wise,
Next time you step out with your shoes and traveling cappuccino,
The fact is, I have had a lot of experience with men.
And still an asshole.
Will O'Connor was a cute urban planner
We were always fighting it out for everything.
Simmer down, mommy hasn't had her caffeine yet.
Maybe you should forget Samba too.
This is me.
- 'This could be good. ' - Are we talking about Asshole Jim?
For Sam, it was a very good night.
- Maybe he got lost. - Carrie.
Miranda, no. He needs to be voted off the island.
And I have missed you. You have no idea.
Carrie?
They would understand her. After all, they were married too.
Because I can.
Is this it?
Dammit, I just really want to be fucked. Just really fucked.
You shouldn't be so hard on her. She doesn't mean to be hurtful.